AmericaxReader - April FoolsAmericaxReader - April Fools by Marshmallow-Maraca
Theres a spider in the bath. Normally youre not afraid of spiders, but its a HUGE spider. You scream and run out of the bathroom, Oh my god! AlfredAlfredAlfredAlfredAlfreeeeed!!!
What? he asks.
Spider! Huge spider in the bath! I dont care what you do, just kill it! you yell, running behind him and pushing him towards the door.
He calmly walks into the bathroom and comes back out with his hands cupped, Kay, Ive got it. Open the window.
You run over and push the window open and he approaches you. Suddenly he throws his hands out towards you, launching the spider and making it land on your chest. You scream and freak out, patting yourself down until you pause and look at your feet. There, by your toes, is the spider, upside down with made in china written on the bottom.
You growl and throw yourself at Alfred, hitting him on the arm repeatedly, ALFRED! What the hell, man?! God, I hate you,
DAMN OBSESS WITH ALFRED F JONES XP XD X3|
like:ALFRED F JONES&ALEXANDER!!!!!!!XP,playing guitar,high heeled shoes,drawing,fishing,photography,eagles,fashion,rock music,pokemon,wolf,American folklore,junk food(but not to much okay its unheatlhy)spiders,FREEDOM AND TRAVELING!!!
dislike:bullies,rude and impatient people